Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas Everyone!

In an effort to be politically correct here at ROBBBLOG we want to wish everyone a Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas. Please celebrate with the elves here by singing with us our holiday anthem. Click on the links below.

Traditional Version

Punk Version

What is RamaHanuKwanzMas? (Taken from Wikipedia). It is a portmanteau of the religious holidays Ramadan, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Christmas. It was coined by Glenn Beck on his radio program as the name of the ultimate politically-correct winter holiday.
RamaHanuKwanzMas has its own song set to the tune of Holly Jolly Christmas. The idea of combining winter holidays precedes Beck's show, but has gained momentum, as shown in a recent Virgin Mobile commercial (Chrismahanukwanzakah) and on The O.C. (Chrismukkah).


Ken said...

Why be politically correct? (grin)

I like this better .... :D
For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wish.

For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Anonymous said...

Cokesury/Abingdon has pushed Kwanzaa in their Sunday School lesson material for gradeschool children.

The General Board of Discipleship extols the virtues of Kwanzaa and offers service materials related to Kwanzaa celebrations.

This epitimizes how far the United Methodist Church has removed itself from Christianity, and, for that matter, reality.

Kwanzaa is a 1960's invention by a girlfriend torturing, Marxist, black nationalist racist. It is explicitely a-religious, and based on no actual African traditions. It is instead a by-product of the socialist political philosophy and racial separatist political movement of its founder, Maulana Karenga.

UMC leadership and its activist agencies loves this sort of fashionable leftist activism, and so it has made its way into the UMC. Christ gets pushed a little further out of our church every time we let this sort of secular progressive garbage in.

mike b.

Anonymous said...

amen to that, mike b.


Anonymous said...

found a ramahanukwanzmas t-shirt design the other day. it's kinda funny. http://www.cafepress.com/all_holidays