A satire from Christianlogic.com. Long live the true and only word of God!
SALISBURY, UK--British police announced yesterday the location of the KJV crater. The location, explained police captain William Lindt, is where the King James translation of the Bible fell from heaven. "There's this forest, see? Then there's this clearing, and then this bloody hole in the ground," said Lindt. "I saw it and said to myself that it looks like the spot the Authorized Version hit, if it looks like anything at all."
The crater was discovered by a Scottish couple on holiday to England, police said. Lyle and Katie McCrone were strolling through the woods when they noticed a depression in the ground. Upon closer examination, the couple discovered that the depression was actually a hole shaped exactly like the King James Bible. "It was perfectly rectangular," said Lyle McCrone. "And the date 1611 was stamped at the bottom."
KJV-only scholars have been thrilled by the discovery. "We've known for some time that the King James translation is the only legitimate English Bible version. This only confirms it," said Dr. Hank Conrad of the Center for Authorized Version Research. "It's very encouraging," agreed Rev. Jason Delancy. "No modern translation can boast this kind of origin."
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